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outsiderslogs2013-03-17 08:30 pm
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like a big pizza pie (open)
who. Marco and you!
what. Delivery boy shenanigans.
where. Zeta District.
when. Right now!
warnings. How questionable can a 13-year-old get? (Don't answer that.)
[ Moving people's food around the district for them beats hauling rubble, though Marco could do without the cheesy delivery boy uniform. However, he approaches this delivery business with all the highly directed tunnel-vision of someone who has played lots of video games and knows how to scoot all over the map in the most efficient manner. Having to fake smiles and suck up for tips wasn't the worst thing, either. ]
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what. Delivery boy shenanigans.
where. Zeta District.
when. Right now!
warnings. How questionable can a 13-year-old get? (Don't answer that.)
[ Moving people's food around the district for them beats hauling rubble, though Marco could do without the cheesy delivery boy uniform. However, he approaches this delivery business with all the highly directed tunnel-vision of someone who has played lots of video games and knows how to scoot all over the map in the most efficient manner. Having to fake smiles and suck up for tips wasn't the worst thing, either. ]
(OOC: I have no preference between prose or action spam, so I will reciprocate whatever you start with! Scenario options are presented below, but you're welcome to start a new top-level thread with anything else if you have something in mind.)
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Don't be so quick to judge, man. Whatever happened to believing in the sanctity of children?
[ Except for how he's only talking to distract Joker from the fact that he never actually took a bite. ]
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you think he doesn't see that? you think he doesn't? well you'd better start learning how to distract a little better, son, because this is going to be joker reaching over to practically jerk the box open and look inside.
and what does he see? an unbitten piece of pizza, that's what.] Never said I didn't believe in it. I said there's nothing innocent about you, personally. You really think you were gonna get away with that?
[at least he'd taken the time to swallow before he'd started talking, else he'd be spitting bits of mushroom and broccoli all over the place.] Try again.
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Well, gee, look at the time, I've really gotta get back to work now, great meeting you, Jack, hope you enjoy the rest of your pizza!
[ And this is going to be Marco bolting for the door as soon as Joker grabs the box! ]
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you.
had better be glad he can't you run jackass.
this .. unfortunately, is going to be joker standing there, looking forlornly at the pizza box in his hand and staring at the brat running away from his door.
that had clearly gotten away with his little stunt.
oh he is going to kill you.
.. once he figures out how to do so without shattering a couple of bones in the process.]
.. Cheater!