[Wow Joker, you may have actually made Mordin speechless. For all of five seconds while he processes that information.]

Shocking suggestion! Must be mistaken. Quite alive. Current vitals adequate proof. [Here have a scan of himself from his omni-tool with a very obvious heart rate and all the good stuff.] Survived assault on collector base without difficulty. Escorted crew on return trip to Normandy. No need to provide beverages.

[He glances around at the landing pad.]

Will be certain to speak with Shepard. [And everyone else.]