Okay that's definitely gonna need further investigation. But first...

"So wait, Lydia's here as well? Cause this is already a really freaking weird coincidence." Really, of all the people and places in the universe, all three end up here? It'd at least make sense if they all arrived at the same time, but a whole month sort of ruins that idea. "Who's next, anyway, Coach?"

(Now there's a worrying thought.)

"And how are you?" he adds. "What did you do for a month anyway?"