"Okay, well, where I'm from, misters are figures of authority that you want to at least pretend to be polite to. Or you're being sarcastic."
He grabs another fistful of squished pizza, and is now getting grease everywhere. Oops.
"Anyway, 'young master' is gonna make me think that you're like my butler or something, so unless your name is Jeeves, that's going to be kind of weird. Can't you just call me Marco, and I'll call you Mister Whatever-Your-Name-Is and we'll both be happy?"
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He grabs another fistful of squished pizza, and is now getting grease everywhere. Oops.
"Anyway, 'young master' is gonna make me think that you're like my butler or something, so unless your name is Jeeves, that's going to be kind of weird. Can't you just call me Marco, and I'll call you Mister Whatever-Your-Name-Is and we'll both be happy?"