[ Marco yelps again as he gets smacked. He's about to make some smart remark about how he's a little too old to be put in time out, but after seeing that staff, he decides to keep his mouth shut.

For. About two minutes. And then his left leg fall asleep. Also, his nose itches. ]

Um. So. I kinda have to go back to work sometime. Like, keeping up with my duties and all? It's a responsibility thing, y'know.

[ Because telling Marco to shut up never works for more than two minutes anyway. He's keyword-stuffing here, in hopes that the crazy kung fu man buys it. ]

Also, I need to pee.