[ Oh god, just kill him! The lecturing is horrible. Dun's worse than the assistant principal. Marco flinches at getting smacked on the head, but then just staggers along helplessly as he gets dragged along. Mentally, he makes the 'blah blah blah' noise just to drown out the onslaught of words, but he keeps his mouth shut for the most part except for some grumbling about the rough handling.

Of course, just when he thinks he only needs to smile and nod through a lot of yelling and shaming, they get inside. ]

Okay, dude, this is too weird. It was weird enough that I ended up in this sci-fi movie nuthouse, but now I'm in a kung fu movie nuthouse. Are you actually like, building a freaking dojo in here?

[ Yeah, all of that stuff about respect for elders just went completely over his head. ]