( Amazing and slightly insane? Wheatley beams with pride at the statement. That is essentially his creators in a nutshell. )

I don't know how to create it—oh, but I can tell you how to care for the subjects who're supposed to test it out. It's not that difficult, really. Minding a bunch of smelly humans in "extended relaxation."

... anyway, if I can get that portal gun, I'd rather like to pop on over back to my own planet now. Thanks.