They're both! [Even America realizes that sort of explanation doesn't actually explain anything, though, so he continues:] Every country has someone like me. Even some places that aren't countries, too, I guess. I dunno how it works, but I've been America even before America was America!
[That's not exactly the best explanation, but America looks satisfied with it nonetheless.]
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[That's not exactly the best explanation, but America looks satisfied with it nonetheless.]