[ Wash spends most of the opening sequence in wide-eyed disbelief that this isn't actually a comedy, given how absurd it looks. Sure, he knows spy movies are a genre unto themselves, but this is just... indescribeable.
At least, until the lead shows up. Wash leans forward enough to peer down at the cover of the vid, then back up at the screen, and... yeah, that alien with tentacles is definitely Blasto.
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At least, until the lead shows up. Wash leans forward enough to peer down at the cover of the vid, then back up at the screen, and... yeah, that alien with tentacles is definitely Blasto.
In bed with another alien. ]
...I see you forgot to mention the tentacle porn.