[ York picks up the vid case on the coffee table, reading off the back of it. ]

"Blasto, the dashing, debonair hanar Spectre and asari-killer, returns in this thrilling installment in the galactically acclaimed series of films. Framed for the murder of a salarian dalatrass whom he had taken for his lover, Blasto must simultaneously prove his innocence and avenge his paramour's death, while also dealing with the rekindled affections of his fellow agent Althaia L'dana. With a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle, Blasto: Murder on Sur'Kesh is sure to thrill audiences from every corner of the galaxy."

Jesus. Sounds like a real piece of work.