'We'? 'Other universes'? And to think that Marco was under the impression that he got kidnapped by Yeerks and dumped here because he knew too much and needed to bee removed from the planet. If this is really just a glitch that pulled him through space and time? Honestly, that made a lot of the weird shit back home make more sense, too.

He takes a deep breath.

"This is all. Completely. INSANE!" Nope, didn't want to believe any of this. "How can you possibly be so relaxed about this?!" Yep, still ranting. "What could actually be weirder than this? My dead mother materializes out of thin air in the middle of the mall, my best friend's brother turns out to be an alien, I'm talking to someone who looks like she fell out of a video game, and on top of that she knows a version of me from an alternate universe where I am older and yet somehow never managed to convince Rachel to go on a date with me??"

Deep breaths, Marco.

"Do I at least get any taller? Please tell me I at least have another foot left to go."