[ It's eerie, even as he's acting dumb as an excuse to not have to acknowledge it; Rachel here is basically just the Rachel he knew. He can imagine a situation that would make his Rachel irrationally pissy and stubborn and this would probably be exactly how she'd act. He's not sure if that makes this easier or worse. ]

Besides the fact that you, and some imaginary version of me, and also Jake and Cassie, can turn into bears or wombats or pigeons or something? No, I don't know anything about morphing. And actually? I don't really wanna know. It's kinda gross. And by that, I mean I swear I'm gonna have nightmares about a bear melting into my ex-girlfriend for at least a week.